It’s made to be a joke, however, it’s the real deal edible chocolate penis crafted by Dick At Your Door.
Just when you thought the Edible Anus, a “pure milk chocolate,” wrapped up and boxed for your tasting pleasure was a whammy, here comes another doozy, the Eat A Dick chocolate treat. But hey, why not, they do go hand and hand, especially for us gay guys.
The online store Dick At Your Door created the erotic treat as nothing but a gag gift, and they are quite adamant about that. How do we know you ask? Well, by their very own disclaimer posted on their “about us” website page.
Disclaimer: Products on this site are intended only as gag gifts for adults. These products are intended to generate a laugh and are not to be sent with malicious intent. If you have any doubt that sending a product from this site could potentially harm someone, do not place an order. It is your responsibility to use this site as it was intended, as a joke.
Now that we got that little tidbit out of the way we can get to the good stuff. And here’s just where to start, at the head of course. No, not that head. Rather the head of how Eat A Dick actually was thought up.
The original purpose of the edible penis shape chocolate bar was to poke a little fun at a friend or colleague anonymously. But quickly the chocolate penis frenzy took off and the gag gift found its way into bachelorette parties and other fun, festive events.
However, staying true to its roots the company still ships the delicacy anonymously from their warehouse in San Diego, California to the “US, territories, military addresses, Canada and outside the US to most Countries.”
To keep it real and honest, no showboating here, the chocolatey treat stands fully erotic at 5 inches long. Might not be oversized but to compensate it’s completely solid through and through! And there are 4 flesh color skin tone options from dark to light to choose from while supplies last.
As an added bonus, the milk chocolate penis bar is certified vegan with organic cane sugar, organic cocoa beans, organic cacao butter, organic coconut, and organic vanilla ingredients. Who would have thought?
Eat A Dick is quite affordable too. One boxed up dick regularly goes for $24.99 and at the current moment (March 23, 2019) they are discounted at $19.99. Get your hands on The Don (Black Box) Chocolate Dick and a dollar from your order shots straight to the “American Cancer Society to help fund Prostate Cancer Research.”
The funny and tasty treats are going quickly so visit their website today to place your anonymous order, dickatyourdoor.com.